Sunday, December 14, 2008

GREAT CAT HOUSE - ON SALE FOR ONLY $100.00 HERE

<--- J.E.B. Bumpass & Shelby Bumpass --->

Howdy Hounders, Your Bumpass buddies J.E.B. and Shelby here with the deal of a lifetime for all you cat lovers out there in BumpassLand. We have spent countless hours trying to develop a new habitat that cats really go ape over and having decades of exhaustive effort we have finally hit pay dirt. Why keep it to ourselves when the time for giving is upon us? So we have decided to make this fantastic "cat house" available to our readers only. No one else will be cut in on this deal yet. You can be the first household in your neighborhood to own your very own Bumpass Hound Cat House. Our "Bumpass Hound Cat House" is a big hit around here. The 3 fuzzy felines are literally always fighting over who gets to live in it. The Bumpass Hound Cat House holds all size cats; one size fits all so to speak. When not being used as a cat house it can also be used to transport 24 bottles of flavored water from the store to your house. It is made of genuine corrugated cardboard with 3 inch side walls that easily flex when fat cats occupy the house. Our particular prototype model was acquired about 3 weeks ago and was placed on the kitchen counter. It has migrated to various locations for research purposes; the kitchen island and the dining room table to name two. Alex, Boru and Jenny are all GAGA over it. It is hardly ever unoccupied (otherwise mom might actually be able to throw it out). We have carefully observed its' use and are now ready to make more of them available to our loyal readers (we figure that mom's about out of water and will send dad to get some more and the next Bumpass Hound Cat House will be included). We are so sure that your cats will scratch each other and pull all their hair out fighting over the Bumpass Hound Cat house that we are offering you this limited time offer to acquire you own Bumpass Hound Cat House , exclusively from the Bumpass Hound, for only $100.00 plus shipping and handling which won't run more than another $50.00 at most depending upon where in the world you live. We'll accept MasterCard, American Express, Visa, cash,and our favorite, milk bones (on a one per dollar exchange rate). And, if you're one of the first 10 callers or e-mailers, will throw in a Boru hair-ball free of charge. Imagine how envious your neighbors will be. Just imagine your friends at the water cooler at work when you tell them that you've bought your very own Cat House. And not just any Cat House, but a Bumpass Hounds Cat House. Don't hesitate and loose out on this once in a lifetime offer. Send us your stuff ASAP. Y'all can click on each individual picture to see a larger image.
- J.E.B. and Shelby (Canine Entrepreneurs)
























5 comments:

Gus said...

Yeah, and next year, it can be recycled as the only toy anybody will play with after the holly daze

gussie

Peanut said...

Oh haha we have a couple of those in our house also. The fat cat loves them

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Wilbur would definitely like that cat house! Good idea!

Steve

Ms. ~K said...

Love your blog!!!
Beautiful pups...
Come visit on on Dog Daze.
Ms. ~K

Tracey and Huffle said...

Ahhhahhahahahah that's so funny! Where can I get one of those?

Huffle Mawson

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