Sunday, January 11, 2009

BORU: ENLIGHTENED WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THE CAT HOUSE

Hey Hounders,
Brian Boru Bau-Maine, a.k.a. "Boru" here with a few enlightened words of wisdom for y'all to contemplate while watching the play-off games this afternoon and evening. I have an extrodinary mind and lots of time to sit in the "Cat House" and dwell on meaningless trivia as well as earth shaking fillosophy. Here are a few of the notions I have pondered this week:

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She is only a backwoods whiskey maker, but I love her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from Shiloh during her algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. Our local butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A country dog gave birth to puppies near the road side and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the local nudist camp wall. The Bumpass police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

- Boru; Fillosopher of The Bumpass Hounds

1 comment:

Tracey and Huffle said...

I want to laugh but I don't want to encourage this sort of behaviour!

Huffle Mawson

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