WE'VE BEEN FLEECED
Spring is when the alpacas at Sorbie Farm get their annual shearing. Mom was over with John and Sarah Hanna all day Sunday helping with the shearing of 30 of their 32 alpacas. Sophie brought back some photos that we thought you might like to see. Just click on them one at a time to see the enlargement.
JENNY'S HOUSEHOLD HINTS
Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawersand your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeksto come. You can also do this with towels and linen.
This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe. If I can talk dad into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
An elderly couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'