HERE'S A GOOD ONE
Mom and dad went shopping up town at the Food Lion supermarket. Dad picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks mom.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," dad replies.
"Put them back! We can't afford them," orders mom.
They carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on mom picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks dad.
"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies mom.
Dad retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price."
"Cleanup on aisle 12: We have a husband down!"