Saturday, April 24, 2010

STAND-UP BORU

HERE'S A GOOD ONE


Mom and dad went shopping up town at the Food Lion supermarket. Dad picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks mom.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," dad replies.
"Put them back! We can't afford them," orders mom.
They carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on mom picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks dad.
"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies mom.
Dad retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price." 

"Cleanup on aisle 12: We have a husband down!"

6 comments:

Sheila and Bob said...

BOL, BOL, BOL,



Hamish & Sophie

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo KHAN dress 'em up but woo khan't take 'em out!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Gus said...

Rohohohooooo...
Things like that happen in our fambly too!

gussie

Dory and the Mama said...

BOL...definitely would be a husband down in our house!!

Smileys giggles!
Dory

LUCKY LUKE said...

O how I love the Stand Up Boru!!!

And gotta say, I am also laughin at the Khyra khomment... on a khounta I finkhin o how I send my the Mom out...

Fanks for the laugh, Boru!!!

wif love from the Luke

JackDaddy said...

Well now, I think you just made that up! :)

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