Sunday, April 18, 2010

SUNDAY FUNNIES


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 JENNY'S HOUSEHOLD HINTS

Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks.
Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don't wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and will probably streak.

 
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. 
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STAND-UP BORU
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen..
 The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'

 The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'  
 The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?  You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
 'Do you mean a rose?'  
 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

 

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LAST DAY
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Almost Heaven Golden Retriever Rescue and Sanctuary
Capon Bridge, WV
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Luke, our newest spokesdog for Almost Heaven Golden Retriever Rescue and Sanctuary, says that we need your help!
 

Detailed instructions are on the right side bar.

 
A VERY SPECIAL PUP
Three year old Luke is a total sweetheart.  He has never met a person or pet that he didn't love.  Luke is eager to please, and he is crate trained.  Luke is also deaf, so he will need a fenced yard and someone who will understand his only handicap is his inability to hear.  Luke is in a situation a lot like our dog Radar who is blind.Luke needs a home.  If you can't adopt, maybe you can sponsor.
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8 comments:

JackDaddy said...

Another happy Sunday post!!

Anonymous said...

Our mommie said she can relate to the today's STAND-UP BORU story. She really must have liked it because she laughed a lot.

We like all you kitties, but wondering how Homer J. doing with his ear infection.

The Baumgaertner wild horde.

bbes tribe said...

Enjoyed your Sunday happyness posting. We need happynessssses.
Woofs
Ernie,Sasha,Chica

the booker man said...

oh goodness, this was a great post! i especially loved the dirty golden in the bathtub and the "moves" kitty.
haha.

the booker man's mama

LUCKY LUKE said...

Nuffin say Sunday like TBH&K funnies! And I can sure relate to the GR in the tub! Heh heh...

Standup Boru is a hoot! Can't wait for his next performance!

Hope you all are well!

wif love from the Luke

Sheila and Bob said...

BOL, BOL, BOL



Hamish & Sophie

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I like the kissy face one. Maybe I should work on that.

Kat

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I want to find a khat to poke!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

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