Sunday, May 30, 2010

SUNDAY FUNNIES



FUNNY SUNDAY STUFF

















 




 
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HERE'S BRUSY
STAND-UP BORU
Hey Hounders,
I sent Jubal out to get this morning's Bumpass Gazette while I was having some toast and coffee that mom made for her and me.   When he brought it in I immediately looked in the classified section.  I saw this interesting advertisement:
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
The other day, Dad was out front talking with Mr. Smith from down the street. Mr Smith is an eighty year old senior citizen.  This is what I over heard as Dad said to Mr. Smith:   'So I hear you're getting married?' 
 'Yep!'
 'Do I know her?'
 'Nope!'
  'This woman, is she good looking?'
 'Not really.' 
 'Is she a good cook?' 
 'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
 'Does she have lots of money?'
  'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
 'Well, then, is she good romantically?' 
 'I don't know.' 
 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 
 'Because she can still drive!'
 
 
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MEMORIAL DAY
THE OFFICIAL OBSERVANCE IS TOMORROW
TODAY IS MAY 30TH
Memorial Day was first widely observed on May 30, 1868, to commemorate the sacrifices of Civil War soldiers
PLEASE TAKE TIME TO REMEMBER WHY WE ARE LIVING IN A FREE NATION
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_Day



LeAnn Rimes "Amazing Grace" Acapella
(A Veteran's Day Video applicable today.)
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Chelsea says:
PLEASE VOTE FOR AHGRRS
Please go to this website:

Please give the page enough time to fully load to "Done" before proceeding. Then, from the "State" drop down menu, we want you to select:
State: WV
Then in the "City" block, enter 
 City: Capon
Then click on "Search." The page will then do its' thing and will end up showing the location of AHGRRS: Almost Heaven Golden Retriever Rescue & Sanctuary, Inc. Capon Bridge, WV 26714. And, more importantly, a "VOTE" button will appear. Click on the "VOTE" button. You will then have to identify a particular animal in a photo to confirm your vote; this eliminates machine voting. You then will be thanked for your vote to indicate that your vote has registered. You can cast one vote every day for your favorite rescue organization. Voting ends at midnight (PDT) on August 22nd, 2010. The more friends you can rally to vote for your favorite rescue organization, the better its chances of winning. You can vote once a day from as many different computer as you can.  Every vote, every day counts - shelters can pull ahead even during the last few days with enough support. Please, get people involved through your social networks like Facebook and My Space, etc.  The homeless dogs and puppies at Almost Heaven Golden Retriever Rescue and Sanctuary are counting on us!






You can find out more about each of them at the AHGRRS Adoptable Dogs page or on the AHGRRS Pet Finder page.

8 comments:

The Thundering Herd said...

What a beautiful video. Thanks for sharing it.

Huffle Mawson said...

I say a special Happy Memorial Day to your dad.

Remington said...

Great post! Thanks for the smile! Thank you for sharing the video -- beautiful. Happy Memorial Day!

Gus said...

Beautiful video, and muzzer says that the most popular folks in the assisted living place where Aunt Marie is are the ones who still have their car keys! so your dad's story could easily be true.

Happy is not a word we associate with memorial day around here, because it represents so much loss for so many folks...but enjoy the weekend.

gussie

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Thanks for sharing the video. Have a wonderful Memorial Day. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Ginger Jasper said...

Smiles and a lovely video thanks for sharing.. Hugs GJ xx

Sheila and Bob said...

Wonderful video, Truly America's Greatest.

Hamish & Sophie &
Mom & Dad
Sheila & Bob

JackDaddy said...

Thank you for the video!!!

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