Sunday, May 9, 2010

SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN

WE HOPE ALL YOU MOMS HAD A 
HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY


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 STAND-UP BORU
The blond lady from across the street came over to visit the other day and she seemed a bit upset.  She was talking to mom and she related this story.  She told mom she was upset because she had been bothered a a salesman.  She said to mom "Let me tell you about the experience!  So, last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blond doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! 
Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. 

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot."

4 comments:

Sheila and Bob said...

Boru, they are getting better and better.
Here is one from us to you, feel free to use it...BOL

Hamish & Sophie



Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy . There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal.

He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy ; if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.

On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other

The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy .

Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. �He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs.

'Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us.

'I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.

'He bested me at every move and I could not continue.'

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he'd won.

'I haven't a clue' the rabbi said. 'First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy , so I gave him the finger.

'Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him that we were staying right here.'

'And then what?' asked a woman.

'Who knows?' said the rabbi. 'He took out his lunch so I took out mine.'

Sam said...

Very pretty Momma you got there!

Sam

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Ahhhhhhh!

Newfie and Newfie PUPPY!

Happy Mother's Day!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

LUCKY LUKE said...

Hope your the Mom had a Happy the Mom's Day!!! That sure was a precious Newfy Mom pitcher!

As all ways, you know I love the funnies... and the Standup Boru, priceless!

wif love from the Luke

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