Thursday, May 6, 2010

WAITING FOR DAD FILLER

STAND-UP BORU
A thief broke into the Bumpass police station and stole all the toilets and  urinals, leaving no clues.  A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We  have absolutely nothing to go on."
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I was reading the Bumpass Sentinel fish wrapper yesterday and noticed this ad:
FREE PUPPIES:
Mother: AKC German Shepherd. 
Father: Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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 The other day I saw these two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" 
 Slim says, "'I feel just like a newborn baby.'"

 "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

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Hey Hounders,
We have raised $215.00 so far for the AHGRRS kennel house air-conditioner.  We still would like to raise another $185.00 to cover the entire $400.00 cost.  Please check out the top of our blog's right sidebar and see if you can help out.  Any contribution, no matter the amount, would be insignificant; there's no such thing as a small donation.  Every donation is a step forward towards our goal.  Thank you very much for your time.
- TBH&K

The New Kids on The Block
Patti (Whack-it) and Gracie (NAFOD/Ninja Kitty)

6 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Go Patti!
Go Patti!!
Go Patti!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Huffle Mawson said...

I worry about Gracie sometimes.

Sheila and Bob said...

Boru, they are getting better every day, but we think you should still keep the day job.
Come on everyone, we don't like to beg but we will to try and raise the cash for the A/C for Ms. Carol's All Most Heaven Rescue.
Just a dollar or two or three maybe 4, any amount.
Just think how you feel in the summer time if your A/C breaks, help these poor Golden's, some who have suffered a lot, to be able to be comfortable in the heat.
We appreciate it.....

Hamish & Rescue Sophie

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Get 'em Gracie!!! That old man joke is funny!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I think Ninja kitty has a death wish.

Meow,
Wilbur

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You have two new members? Wow.

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