Saturday, June 5, 2010

Superlative Saturday

 
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That's a 10.58% gap; that's .17% closer than yesterday.

JENNY'S HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD HINTS
PancakeS:
Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time.  Or, better yet, buy the precooked kind you nuke in the microwave for 30 seconds. The hard part is getting them out of the plastic bag.

HERE'S BRUSY
STAND-UP BORU
Hey Hounders.  As I was perBrusing the Bumpass Gazette this morning I saw this ad an in the classified section that seemed to tell a story:

 NORDIC TRACK:
$300. 00 - Hardly used, call Chubby.

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,  
'You're beautiful.' 
Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said,  

'You're cute.' 
The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked,  

'What happened to beautiful?'

The man replied,  

'The drugs are wearing off.'


NEW FOUND LAND WISDOM
By Max and Shiloh
How To Wash Boru (A Cat):
1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up Boru (the cat) and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put Boru (the cat) in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. Boru (the cat) will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, Boru (the cat) is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. Boru (the cat) will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and Boru (the cat) will be sparkling clean.



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5 comments:

Khyra, Khousin Merdie, And Sometimes Her Mom said...

One GReat akhtion pakhked post!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khousin Merdie & Khyra

Huffle Mawson said...

I certainly hope nodog has treated Boru in such a manner.

Sheila and Bob said...

Boru, Run for your Life !!!!!!!



Hamish & Sophie

JackDaddy said...

We always like your jokes!!

Scout 'n Freyja said...

We be votin' fur eFURyone, yesh, we has - alla' da times.

FOR CHANCE, GORDON, HOMER, RADAR, SPENCER, CHANDLER, MAXDOG, LUKE & BLUE, AND SO MANY OTHERS.

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If you can, please consider opening your home to a homeless animal, preferably a dog or cat or other domesticated animal; livestock does better on farms and wild animals do better in zoos and parks. Your local Humane Society or SPCA or Animal Shelter has a wide selection of could be, should be, pets looking for new homes. If you can't adopt, perhaps you can at least become a sponsor. We'll show you how to help out Almost Heaven Golden Retriever Rescue and Sanctuary (AHGRRS) on our blog page, but you can help out any organization of your choice, but please help; contribute or volunteer.
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So many Senior and Special Needs Goldens do not find "forever homes". Many of these dogs have above average medical needs and costs, are maintained on "special" diets, or have other extraordinary needs. Your donations can be targeted towards a particular Senior or Special needs Golden Retriever. As a sponsor, you will receive updates about your "special" Golden, and will be mentioned in our quarterly newsletter as the dog's sponsor. We also accept Paypal donations. Please keep in mind that we are a non-profit organization and that your donation is fully tax-deductible. Please just write the Golden's name in the memo line of your check or Paypal submission when sponsoring a Golden Retriever.

A MUST READ FOR THE IN-THE-KNOW CAT

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